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Wtf can be this post title

To start with, I’m going to write about the most awful film in this World – Villu.

Introduction scene – Wtf he is thinking? Damn. He is Flying like a crow. Covering his whole body with PAAVAADA. He is flying. Believe me. I cant imagine the way he ride a motor boat( i don’t know what you call it , may be a motor boat, see this. He use it like a aeroplane then a submarine ship. No one except our vijay can use it like that..

First Half – Wtf Vadivelu is suppose to do? He is spoiling his career and fame. Vijay does his role pretty decent. Yes, Comedy by vijay in first half is really good (I’m serious).

Dance- As usual good. But songs?? Sucks. First song, same tune of pokiri pongal. Second song – Tune of Santhose subramaniam, Next – tune from soni nakure. But still his fans call it Hitu Hitu..

Rest of first half sucks except Vijay’s comedy track. There is also Extreme comedy in this movie. yes, I was talking about fight scene.

Nayandhara – She is really’ really’ hot. Exposed a lot ( in Acting ).

Second half- ******* ( Censored) Pls fill it up for me in comments. Flying.. flying.. WOW. Playing in Air while travelling in Plane. Wtf.. wtf.. pls see it.. pls. He thinks himself as a James Bond and does this.

The world biggest comedy is here now. Vijay walking as an army man. Pls don’t miss it. There goes some flash back. Never Mind, it remains comedy. Here comes action.

1 – Vijay in Germany, surrounded by 8 Cars full of villans , having shot guns, maverick and other pistols, also one rocket launcher. Now the action starts, Vijay standing in middle and he is surrounded by car. Suddenly all the cars blast and our hero is walking and as usual the blasted cars falls down in the background. Hero escapes unhurt.

2- Climax, villans shoot vijay in his right hand shoulder. Still our hero fight but he lose and they bury him live. Now happens a miracle, wind blows and vijay as expected jumps into sky like “kuruvi movie introduction scene” Then he fight again forgetting that he had been shot and wins the fight.

Final scene – After a long useless conversation,

Villan – Dei enna vitura.. vitura..
Audience at the same time – Engalaiyum vitura.

Vijay – OK viturein.

The movie ends. I promise you this is how the movie ends.

Still are these insane buggers ( Vijay Fans) gonna call it a block buster? Losers. They know it themselves. Still for how many days he going to cover his fans only with his dance?? I’m frustrated wasting 200 rs. No NO. It was really worth watching. ” Even i feel that i can direct a movie ”
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My movie story line: Hero is our vijay.
Sir, Japan la train 250 Km la pogudhu. Neenga 300 km fast la odureinga.

Vijay: Epdi paa? Padam hit aguma? 100 days odumla?

Director : Kavala padadha sir, Vijay fans irukanga. Odadha padatha kuda hitu hitu soluvanga.