How to increase Google PageRank to 4 in 1 months [ November 28th, 2009 ] Posted in » Fun


At last a Update from Me. I really don’t find time to update my blog. Let me come to the point.

My friends who started blogging is asking me how to increase Google PageRank. I always wonder what to answer. They ask me as if I wrote the page rank algorithm and I’m the owner of Google. Anyways, now I’ve found a answer for them.

Just display a HTML page saying ‘STFU’. If possible be descriptive. Here you go, You got a Page Rank 4 in next update.

Don’t Believe me?? Here is an Example.

http://stfu.se

Music can’t be better than this (for me)

May be two or three song tunes might be cloned from other language albums. Everyone does it including ARR who is nominated for oscars. What ever, not all they lift. The one which is composed by them are great. Here is one such composition by yuvan. A song from Kungapoovum Konjumporavum. Starts as a western melody and grows as a rural melody. This is a rocking hit of this year for sure.

January 26th, 2009 | Leave a Comment

Searching for True Love

Internet is everything. Internet can do anything. Internet can sometimes help you, sometimes harms you. See how our friend over somewhere uses internet. We can’t make good use of internet more than this. LOL.

January 26th, 2009 | Leave a Comment

Wtf can be this post title

To start with, I’m going to write about the most awful film in this World – Villu.

Introduction scene – Wtf he is thinking? Damn. He is Flying like a crow. Covering his whole body with PAAVAADA. He is flying. Believe me. I cant imagine the way he ride a motor boat( i don’t know what you call it , may be a motor boat, see this. He use it like a aeroplane then a submarine ship. No one except our vijay can use it like that..

First Half – Wtf Vadivelu is suppose to do? He is spoiling his career and fame. Vijay does his role pretty decent. Yes, Comedy by vijay in first half is really good (I’m serious).

Dance- As usual good. But songs?? Sucks. First song, same tune of pokiri pongal. Second song – Tune of Santhose subramaniam, Next – tune from soni nakure. But still his fans call it Hitu Hitu..

Rest of first half sucks except Vijay’s comedy track. There is also Extreme comedy in this movie. yes, I was talking about fight scene.

Nayandhara – She is really’ really’ hot. Exposed a lot ( in Acting ;) ).

Second half- ******* ( Censored) Pls fill it up for me in comments. Flying.. flying.. WOW. Playing in Air while travelling in Plane. Wtf.. wtf.. pls see it.. pls. He thinks himself as a James Bond and does this.

The world biggest comedy is here now. Vijay walking as an army man. Pls don’t miss it. There goes some flash back. Never Mind, it remains comedy. Here comes action.

1 – Vijay in Germany, surrounded by 8 Cars full of villans , having shot guns, maverick and other pistols, also one rocket launcher. Now the action starts, Vijay standing in middle and he is surrounded by car. Suddenly all the cars blast and our hero is walking and as usual the blasted cars falls down in the background. Hero escapes unhurt.

2- Climax, villans shoot vijay in his right hand shoulder. Still our hero fight but he lose and they bury him live. Now happens a miracle, wind blows and vijay as expected jumps into sky like “kuruvi movie introduction scene” Then he fight again forgetting that he had been shot and wins the fight.

Final scene – After a long useless conversation,

Villan – Dei enna vitura.. vitura..
Audience at the same time – Engalaiyum vitura.

Vijay – OK viturein.

The movie ends. I promise you this is how the movie ends.

Still are these insane buggers ( Vijay Fans) gonna call it a block buster? Losers. They know it themselves. Still for how many days he going to cover his fans only with his dance?? I’m frustrated wasting 200 rs. No NO. It was really worth watching. ” Even i feel that i can direct a movie ”
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My movie story line: Hero is our vijay.
Sir, Japan la train 250 Km la pogudhu. Neenga 300 km fast la odureinga.

Vijay: Epdi paa? Padam hit aguma? 100 days odumla?

Director : Kavala padadha sir, Vijay fans irukanga. Odadha padatha kuda hitu hitu soluvanga.

January 12th, 2009 | 7 Comments

My First ever night stay

Lol, First time in my life I have stayed in my friends home. I went to Gautham’s home yesterday night, and Jerome was kidding me ” Worlds most amazing thing, Hari is staying out of his home for a night in his friends home” . May be this is a starting, the restrictions are very low in my home nowadays, because ‘I have got a job’ :P . Whatever, I just want to post it like Gany.

8.15- I reached his home. Started to beach at 8.30 . Came back home by 10. After having dinner outside at 9.45. Then Jerome came up at 10.30 . They were talking for sometime and i was chatting with Naresh for 10 min. Jerome slept at 11.45. We started watching ‘The Notebook’, a true love story of a bitch. It was a long movie. Since Jerome likes that movie a lot, he also joined us watching the movie for 10th time. Movie got over by 3.30 . Jerome was bugging us to go out for having tea. I was seeing about education online. We all refused and slept. Jerome Went home early in the morning without telling me, so I don’t know the time. I woke up at 9 and came home by 9.15 and drank Boost. (Sighs).

Well, this is the story. Thanks for reading. :P

January 11th, 2009 | 2 Comments

Say WoW again

Actually this is a replaced photo. The actual picture which i was about to post was still more “WoooW” . Its like Awesome.

December 17th, 2008 | 5 Comments

Reactions on Kuruvi Movie

Yesterday i was bored to core. Also i was feeling very upset so i decided to watch some movie. And i decided to watch Kuruvi.
I got lot of response in Gtalk when my status showing “Watching Kuruvi”. I have already given movie review about Kurivi in my previous post. Below is the thing happened when i sent my friends about Kurivi dialogues,

kuruvi dialogue – 1

villan: yaaar da nee…
Doctor Vijay: kaadu nan singam, vannam na nan idi, kadal na nan sura,kaathuna suravali.. chumma suthi suthi adikom

villan: anga paar da en group vandhutanga, ipo enna panuva?
vijay: aei, idi munnadi onnum varumey, minnal, adhu 10 second dhan but adhu power 10 lacks watts..pakkuriya(action starts)

Nash: lol
watching kuruvi ah!!

Nash: dai… u wasting time da

Bharath: ayyo terror

Bharath: wow
seriusly good i think for these dialogs only the film flopped put this in your blog

Gautham :lol,
Gautham : hopeless.

Gany: Vijay ROcks

Shanmugam: vijay lam ore allu avana pathi enkitta en solra

Ashwin: You said you are already upset, and why you want to make yourself more upset.

Kuruvi Dialougue – 2

Ilaya Thalavali Vijay: aambala na artham theriyumada unaku, ipdi 5 adi gap la, 6 adi alla kaiyoda varavan kadaiyadhu…… engaiyum eppovum, kannula nerupoda, kaila murukoda, nenjila dhiloda, othaiya ninnu samalikuran paaru.. avan dhan da aambala…

Gany: Vijay Aambalada

Gautham: watch some good movie..
get a life

Gautham: dai podhum da
close that player

Dinesh: dai avan oru mooka da
why do we speak abt them

Sarin: LOL

This is just comments which i got from all and found to be funny and that is why i posted it. Nothing else and Gany , please don’t come to fight with me or counter attack me :P

December 14th, 2008 | 4 Comments

Terrorist attack on Mumbai

Assam, Oct 30, 2008: 18 terror bombings across Assam.

Imphal, Oct 21, 2008: powerful blast near Manipur Police Commando complex.

Kanpur, Oct 14, 2008: bomb planted on a rented bicycle went off Colonelganj market.

Malegaon, Maharashtra, Sep 29, 2008:bomb kept in a motorbike went off in a crowded market.

Modasa, Gujarat, Sep 29 2008: low-intensity bomb kept on a motorcycle went off near a mosque.

New Delhi, Sep 27, 2008: crude bomb was thrown in a busy market in Mehrauli.

New Delhi, Sep 13, 2008: six blasts across the city.

Ahmedabad, July 26, 2008: 20-odd synchronised bombs went off within less than two hours.

Bangalore, July 25, 2008: low-intensity bomb explosion.

Jaipur, May 13, 2008: serial bombings.

Hyderabad, Aug 25, 2007: two blasts, at a popular eatery and a public park.

Samjhauta Express, Feb 19, 2007: two firebombs went off on the India-Pakistan friendship train.

Above is the list of terrorist attacks in India in the year 2008. Few questions unanswered.

1. Why they kill innocent public?
2. How do they get benefited by killing another life?
3. Where do they get these weapons without the help of big dots(including government)?
4. Why don’t they kill Politicians and Police and Government employees who does Malpractice?Looks like India has become a favorite place for tourists, err, TERRORISTS. I don’t think we can solve this problem in India when having so many terrorist groups in India. Here are the list of terrorist groups in India

  • National Socialist Council of Nagaland-Isak-Muivah (NSCN-IM)
  • Naga National Council-Federal (NNCF)
  • National Council of Nagaland-Khaplang
  • United Liberation Front of Asom
  • People’s Liberation Army
  • Kanglei Yawol Kanna Lup (KYKL)
  • Zomi Revolutionary Front
  • Babbar Khalsa
  • Bhindranwala Tigers Force of Khalistan
  • Communist Party of India (Maoist)
  • Dashmesh Regiment
  • International Sikh Youth Federation (ISYF)
  • Kamagata Maru Dal of Khalistan
  • Khalistan Armed Force
  • Khalistan Liberation Force
  • Khalistan Commando Force
  • Khalistan Liberation Army
  • Khalistan Liberation Front
  • Khalistan Liberation Organisation
  • Khalistan National Army
  • Khalistan Guerilla Force
  • Khalistan Security Force
  • Khalistan Zindabad Force
  • Shaheed Khalsa Force
  • Lashkar-e-Toiba
  • Jaish-e-Mohammed
  • Hizbul Mujahideen
  • Harkat-ul-Mujahideen
  • Farzandan-e-Milat
  • United Jihad Council
  • Al-Qaeda
  • Students Islamic Movement of India
  • People’s war group
  • Balbir militias
  • Naxals
  • Ranvir Sena

I believe out of the above list almost all are Muslim groups. I don’t want to bring religion’s into this picture. I’m not sure about the khalistan group because i read khalist were killing sellers of alcohol, cigarettes, and other items prohibited by conservative Sikhism. Read here. I don’t think terrorism in India will end but it will make an end to society and people.  Thank god that terrorist didn’t target the south most state.

Only our captain have to save our country or Vijay has to take his pistol and do a job like what he did in his movie pokiri.

November 29th, 2008 | 2 Comments

And I’m Back

After a long time, at least after 3 months i’m writing a post in my ampli5 blog. I had so many thoughts to write in this blog, but had no time. Not because i was busy with training or busy with some other work, its because I don’t have internet access. I see a lot of difference nowadays with me and my fellow bloggers in blogging. The efforts and consistency are not seen now days comparing few months back. But now i decide to post consistently from now. No more paid reviews in this blog. Hope you guys take look at my post regularly.

Also to tell about last 3 months i enjoyed a lot in training, unlike Infy, EDS training is very simple and i’m in infrastructure side, so my job is no so hectic as programming, coding , debugging and blah blah. There are also few onsite opportunities in managed services which will not happen for next 5 years at least. Waiting for good opportunity. To tell in short i’m enjoying a lot for past 3 months and still continuing.

November 22nd, 2008 | 3 Comments

How to remove Sujin.com.np virus from browser?

Here is the solution for fixing sujin.com.np virus. It is not a virus exactly but it is a browser hijacker. The person who created this virus has himself created a tool to fix it. You can simply remove the file using the scanner below.

scanner

using this tool will solve the problem. If you want to fix it manually here is the steps which you have to follow.

1) Goto Run -> type regedit.
2) Navigate to this key HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Windows NT\CurrentVersion\Winlogon .
3) modify the value of “Shell” key from “VirusRemoval.vbs” to “Explorer.exe” .
4) Also modify the value of key “Userinit” from “VirusRemoval.vbs” to “C:\WINDOWS\system32\userinit.exe,”.
5) NOw reboot your machine for changes to take place.

And you are done , now you can manually fix the sujin.com.np virus.

October 29th, 2008 | 1 Comment

Hari’s blog has become a lyrics blog

So, here comes my post. My training is going really well, Nothing so complicated for me since i have few knowledge about computers. But other department people may find it tough. The training is all about windows 2003 server. I am learning lot of things which are more interesting to me. One thing which i would like to say is creating a virtual OS in a system and make a single system work like lan.Till now its all about installation and practicals.I hope it will get even more interesting. So far there are only 2 problems in facing in my training period, one is mobile recharge, say 333 top up for every 3 days maximum. other one is washing clothes. Damn. Suffering a lot because of it.

September 15th, 2008 | Leave a Comment

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