“You know, I know everyone. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them.

Tired of his boasting, Amitabh called his bluff,

“OK, Rajini how about Tom Cruise?”

“Sure, yes, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it” Rajini said.

So Rajini and Amitabh fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise’s door,

And sure enough, Tom Cruise shouts: —

“Thalaiva! Great to see you! You And your friends come right in and join me for lunch!”

…Although impressed, Amitabh is still skeptical.

After they leave Cruise’s house, he tells Rajini that he thinks Rajini knowing Cruise was Just lucky.

“No, no, just name anyone else” Rajini says

..”President Obama”, Amitabh quickly retorts

…”Yes”, Rajini says,

“I know him.”

And off they go.

At the White House, Obama spots Rajini on the tour and motions him, saying :—-

“Rajini, what a surprise, I was just on my way to a meeting, but you and your friend come on in and let’s have a cup of coffee first and catch up”.

Well, Amitabh Bachchan is much shaken by now, but still not totally convinced. After they leave the White House grounds, he implores him to name anyone else.

“The Pope,” Amitabh Bachan replies

…”Sure!” says Rajini, “My folks are from Italy and I’ve known the Pope a long time”.

Rajini and Amitabh are assembled with the masses in Vatican Square when Rajini says,

“This will never work. I can’t catch the Pope’s eye among all these people. Tell you what, I know all the guards so let me just go upstairs and I’ll come out on the balcony with the Pope.”

And he disappears into the crowd headed toward the Vatican ..

Sure enough, half an hour later Rajini emerges with the Pope on the balcony.

But by the time Rajini returns, he finds that Amitabh Bachchan has had a heart attack and is surrounded by paramedics. Working his way to Amitabh Bachchan’s side,

Rajini asks him,

“What happened?”

Amitabh Bachan looks up and says, “I was doing fine until you and the pope came out on the balcony and the Italian man next to me asked,

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“Who’s that on the balcony with Rajini?”

My friends who started blogging is asking me how to increase Google PageRank. I always wonder what to answer. They ask me as if I wrote the page rank algorithm and I’m the owner of Google. Anyways, now I’ve found a answer for them.

Just display a HTML page saying ‘STFU’. If possible be descriptive. Here you go, You got a Page Rank 4 in next update.

Don’t Believe me?? Here is an Example.

http://stfu.se

I know its really funny for those who don’t beleive. Off course I don’t belive in this crap.

1) giant tsunami
2) north and south pole magnetic field switching
3) sun dying out (won’t happen for another 3 million years…)
4) giant earthquake
5) all the volcanoes exploding
6) a giant meteor hitting us
7) aliens invade (i know sounds retarded…) world war 3
9) our atmosphere disappears, causing UV rays to fry our brains
10) the fat lady sings
11) pigs fly
12) disco makes a comeback
13) George Bush gets a Nobel peace prize
14) another ice age
15) a new super species forms, and wipes out the humans
16) a new super virus forms thats impervious to all known medicines
17) ocean level rises dramatically causing international flooding
18) no more oil left causing international crisis
19) all the nukes in the world go off
20) we get knocked off our orbit and drift into the sun

Room pottu yosipangalo

Eddy Grant was a crap. He was killing the whole music , i could sing better than him. They call him Caribbean music legend. Very Funny. View the crap here. May be some people in south Africa likes his music but not only the people in the stadium was watching the ceremony , all cricket lovers all over the world was watching it.

Its seems next year Modi is eying to have 2 IPL per year, one in India and other in overseas. It must be a bad idea. His master mind thinking to earn more but the interest will gradually reduce if we have it 2 times a year. More over other country players will not be able to play for their IPL teams. Every year it is not an Indian show, it seems like Australian premier league. Last year warne, this time it is Gilli. I wish more foreign players to be included in the playing 11. At least 5 would make is interesting.

Now here comes the biggie, World T20 match, This would be much exciting than the IPL. Waiting for it.

Introduction scene – Wtf he is thinking? Damn. He is Flying like a crow. Covering his whole body with PAAVAADA. He is flying. Believe me. I cant imagine the way he ride a motor boat( i don’t know what you call it , may be a motor boat, see this. He use it like a aeroplane then a submarine ship. No one except our vijay can use it like that..

First Half – Wtf Vadivelu is suppose to do? He is spoiling his career and fame. Vijay does his role pretty decent. Yes, Comedy by vijay in first half is really good (I’m serious).

Dance- As usual good. But songs?? Sucks. First song, same tune of pokiri pongal. Second song – Tune of Santhose subramaniam, Next – tune from soni nakure. But still his fans call it Hitu Hitu..

Rest of first half sucks except Vijay’s comedy track. There is also Extreme comedy in this movie. yes, I was talking about fight scene.

Nayandhara – She is really’ really’ hot. Exposed a lot ( in Acting ).

Second half- ******* ( Censored) Pls fill it up for me in comments. Flying.. flying.. WOW. Playing in Air while travelling in Plane. Wtf.. wtf.. pls see it.. pls. He thinks himself as a James Bond and does this.

The world biggest comedy is here now. Vijay walking as an army man. Pls don’t miss it. There goes some flash back. Never Mind, it remains comedy. Here comes action.

1 – Vijay in Germany, surrounded by 8 Cars full of villans , having shot guns, maverick and other pistols, also one rocket launcher. Now the action starts, Vijay standing in middle and he is surrounded by car. Suddenly all the cars blast and our hero is walking and as usual the blasted cars falls down in the background. Hero escapes unhurt.

2- Climax, villans shoot vijay in his right hand shoulder. Still our hero fight but he lose and they bury him live. Now happens a miracle, wind blows and vijay as expected jumps into sky like “kuruvi movie introduction scene” Then he fight again forgetting that he had been shot and wins the fight.

Final scene – After a long useless conversation,

Villan – Dei enna vitura.. vitura..
Audience at the same time – Engalaiyum vitura.

Vijay – OK viturein.

The movie ends. I promise you this is how the movie ends.

Still are these insane buggers ( Vijay Fans) gonna call it a block buster? Losers. They know it themselves. Still for how many days he going to cover his fans only with his dance?? I’m frustrated wasting 200 rs. No NO. It was really worth watching. ” Even i feel that i can direct a movie ”
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My movie story line: Hero is our vijay.
Sir, Japan la train 250 Km la pogudhu. Neenga 300 km fast la odureinga.

Vijay: Epdi paa? Padam hit aguma? 100 days odumla?

Director : Kavala padadha sir, Vijay fans irukanga. Odadha padatha kuda hitu hitu soluvanga.

8.15- I reached his home. Started to beach at 8.30 . Came back home by 10. After having dinner outside at 9.45. Then Jerome came up at 10.30 . They were talking for sometime and i was chatting with Naresh for 10 min. Jerome slept at 11.45. We started watching ‘The Notebook’, a true love story of a bitch. It was a long movie. Since Jerome likes that movie a lot, he also joined us watching the movie for 10th time. Movie got over by 3.30 . Jerome was bugging us to go out for having tea. I was seeing about education online. We all refused and slept. Jerome Went home early in the morning without telling me, so I don’t know the time. I woke up at 9 and came home by 9.15 and drank Boost. (Sighs).

Well, this is the story. Thanks for reading.

Actually this is a replaced photo. The actual picture which i was about to post was still more “WoooW” . Its like Awesome.

kuruvi dialogue – 1

villan: yaaar da nee…
Doctor Vijay: kaadu nan singam, vannam na nan idi, kadal na nan sura,kaathuna suravali.. chumma suthi suthi adikom

villan: anga paar da en group vandhutanga, ipo enna panuva?
vijay: aei, idi munnadi onnum varumey, minnal, adhu 10 second dhan but adhu power 10 lacks watts..pakkuriya(action starts)

Nash: lol
watching kuruvi ah!!

Nash: dai… u wasting time da

Bharath: ayyo terror

Bharath: wow
seriusly good i think for these dialogs only the film flopped put this in your blog

Gautham :lol,
Gautham : hopeless.

Gany: Vijay ROcks

Shanmugam: vijay lam ore allu avana pathi enkitta en solra

Ashwin: You said you are already upset, and why you want to make yourself more upset.

Kuruvi Dialougue – 2

Ilaya Thalavali Vijay: aambala na artham theriyumada unaku, ipdi 5 adi gap la, 6 adi alla kaiyoda varavan kadaiyadhu…… engaiyum eppovum, kannula nerupoda, kaila murukoda, nenjila dhiloda, othaiya ninnu samalikuran paaru.. avan dhan da aambala…

Gany: Vijay Aambalada

Gautham: watch some good movie..
get a life

Gautham: dai podhum da
close that player

Dinesh: dai avan oru mooka da
why do we speak abt them

Sarin: LOL

This is just comments which i got from all and found to be funny and that is why i posted it. Nothing else and Gany , please don’t come to fight with me or counter attack me

now, his gmail account is with me, and after a long time after seeing him cry for losing his password, i told him i changed his password. He was wondering how could i change the password. Well, till now i didn’t tell him how i changes his password and told him that his account was temporarily blocked since i was attempting to hack his account for many time. Also told him his account will be unlocked after 24 hours. Poor guy, yet another arun, bharath (kind) in my class.

Well, guys moral of this story: Never have an easy or a honest answer for your security question for your email account.

P.S: he was a guy who was fighting with me saying ethernet is a modem, whereas i was shouting it is just an ieee standard.

EKSI EKSI (Enna Koduma Sir Idhu)