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Super Star RajiniKanth's Gethu

Rajnikant was bragging to Amitabh Bachchan one day,

“You know, I know everyone. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them.

Tired of his boasting, Amitabh called his bluff,

“OK, Rajini how about Tom Cruise?”

“Sure, yes, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it” Rajini said.

So Rajini and Amitabh fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise’s door,

And sure enough, Tom Cruise shouts: —

“Thalaiva! Great to see you! You And your friends come right in and join me for lunch!”

…Although impressed, Amitabh is still skeptical.

After they leave Cruise’s house, he tells Rajini that he thinks Rajini knowing Cruise was Just lucky.

“No, no, just name anyone else” Rajini says

..”President Obama”, Amitabh quickly retorts

…”Yes”, Rajini says,

“I know him.”

And off they go.

At the White House, Obama spots Rajini on the tour and motions him, saying :—-

“Rajini, what a surprise, I was just on my way to a meeting, but you and your friend come on in and let’s have a cup of coffee first and catch up”.

Well, Amitabh Bachchan is much shaken by now, but still not totally convinced. After they leave the White House grounds, he implores him to name anyone else.

“The Pope,” Amitabh Bachan replies

…”Sure!” says Rajini, “My folks are from Italy and I’ve known the Pope a long time”.

Rajini and Amitabh are assembled with the masses in Vatican Square when Rajini says,

“This will never work. I can’t catch the Pope’s eye among all these people. Tell you what, I know all the guards so let me just go upstairs and I’ll come out on the balcony with the Pope.”

And he disappears into the crowd headed toward the Vatican ..

Sure enough, half an hour later Rajini emerges with the Pope on the balcony.

But by the time Rajini returns, he finds that Amitabh Bachchan has had a heart attack and is surrounded by paramedics. Working his way to Amitabh Bachchan’s side,

Rajini asks him,

“What happened?”

Amitabh Bachan looks up and says, “I was doing fine until you and the pope came out on the balcony and the Italian man next to me asked,

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“Who’s that on the balcony with Rajini?”

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Even since the day I got this domain I just posted 7 times. I may be inconsistent, but not all the time. I saw my fellow bloggers Naresh, Vivek , Marc are still blogging out.  I now gained some interest to blog again.

Hopefully I will continue writing. (No ads as I promised earlier) Also Hopefully I will get some readers.

Post title might resemble something. Never Mind cuz  its more apt for me

How to increase Google PageRank to 4 in 1 months

At last a Update from Me. I really don’t find time to update my blog. Let me come to the point.

My friends who started blogging is asking me how to increase Google PageRank. I always wonder what to answer. They ask me as if I wrote the page rank algorithm and I’m the owner of Google. Anyways, now I’ve found a answer for them.

Just display a HTML page saying ‘STFU’. If possible be descriptive. Here you go, You got a Page Rank 4 in next update.

Don’t Believe me?? Here is an Example.

http://stfu.se

20 Possible ways earth will end

Guess this topic is really getting more interesting to me.

I know its really funny for those who don’t beleive. Off course I don’t belive in this crap.

1) giant tsunami
2) north and south pole magnetic field switching
3) sun dying out (won’t happen for another 3 million years…)
4) giant earthquake
5) all the volcanoes exploding
6) a giant meteor hitting us
7) aliens invade (i know sounds retarded…) world war 3
9) our atmosphere disappears, causing UV rays to fry our brains
10) the fat lady sings
11) pigs fly
12) disco makes a comeback
13) George Bush gets a Nobel peace prize
14) another ice age
15) a new super species forms, and wipes out the humans
16) a new super virus forms thats impervious to all known medicines
17) ocean level rises dramatically causing international flooding
18) no more oil left causing international crisis
19) all the nukes in the world go off
20) we get knocked off our orbit and drift into the sun

Room pottu yosipangalo

Gmail is out of Beta and lauches 'back to beta feature'

This is really funny, My friend told me Gmail is finally Out of Beta, I was wondering how come a Beta version had so many features and worked perfect like this. They has so many features like integrated chat, anti-spam, 53 languages,Mobile app, added group chat, launched an iPhone UI, Autoresponder, launched Gmail Labs, Video Chat, POP, mail forwarding and many more. No more beta label in Gmail. But if you really miss your beta version, they have launched Back to Beta feature which brings your Beta version back. So far I have used many E-mail system, out of all GMail is the best. I still don’t know why people in Japan, Taiwan, china, and many other regions doesn’t know about Google Apps. Whatever I’m enjoying GMail here.

Group Chat in Gmail

Hey people, have you noticed that Gmail has introduced group chat now. I don’t know when it was introduced. To invite a new contact to an existing chat, click on “Options” and select “Group Chat”. The problem is that your contact must use the new version of Gmail. I Thought group chat was only present in YM. Whatever, only Gmail has this feature and Gtalk doesn’t have ot. Hope Gtalk will be out of beta soon with all the features added in Gmail.

No Readers! No Interest !

Just another post after a very long gap. Lot of thoughts, Lots of time to blog but no interest to write. I know I don’t have too many readers for my blog. I have just decided to post few post which can bring some Google traffic and some readers to my blog. I myself not sure if i can post regularly. Hope so.

Google Chrome OS vs Microsoft

Google has announced that it will introduce Google Chrome Operating System. The Google Chrome OS will be an open source that initially is targeted toward netbooks. The OS will be introduced later this year and netbooks with the OS will be released in the second half of 2010.

Really interesting, looks like it is going to be a linux based OS. They are targeting Microsoft itseems. But I’m sure nothing can beat Microsoft whatsoever Easter Eggs and drawback it has. There are more than hundred million Microsoft servers all over the world , I don’t think it can beat Microsoft and be the number one.

IPL season 2 has come to an End.

What a spectacular closing ceremony it was at Johannesburg yesterday. I was expecting Deccan to win this finals and they did it. Vijay Malliah can have a bun in his mouth. Last year Deccan Chargers captain didn’t even get a chance to get into the field but still he remains an icon player of IPL, pity him. Never mind he must be happy that his team is in the winning side.

I was really impressed by the flying lanterns, it was an awesome idea. Pheonix fire dance was like Maniraj’s show, not so interesting. So called Indo-African fusion was also boring. I was happy to see the gorgeous Katrina dancing for a mokka remix, it was the second best thing in the closing ceremony. Obviously the first thing was Akon. He Really rocked the stadium. (Anybody know that ARR is also a part of Akon’s you’re so beautiful).

Eddy Grant was a crap. He was killing the whole music , i could sing better than him. They call him Caribbean music legend. Very Funny. View the crap here. May be some people in south Africa likes his music but not only the people in the stadium was watching the ceremony , all cricket lovers all over the world was watching it.

Its seems next year Modi is eying to have 2 IPL per year, one in India and other in overseas. It must be a bad idea. His master mind thinking to earn more but the interest will gradually reduce if we have it 2 times a year. More over other country players will not be able to play for their IPL teams. Every year it is not an Indian show, it seems like Australian premier league. Last year warne, this time it is Gilli. I wish more foreign players to be included in the playing 11. At least 5 would make is interesting.

Now here comes the biggie, World T20 match, This would be much exciting than the IPL. Waiting for it.